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 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 *बीवी* ने रात में खाने को  *दूध-रोटी* दी तो मैंने   *रोटी के छोटे-छोटे टुकड़े कर दूध में  डाले.. .,*  और  उसकी फोटो खींचकर  *फेसबुक* पर अपलोड कर दिया..  और टाईटल दिया!! *यमी मिल्क चपाती!!!!!!* मैने *सपने* में भी नहीं  सोचा था कि उसकी भी  *रेसिपी* पूछी जाएगी..!! उस पोस्ट पर आये *कमेंट्स* पढ़ने के बाद, तो मेरी  *आंखो मेंं अंधेरा* ही छा गया!! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ 👇 *कमेंट्स*👇 1) दूध *गाय* का लेना है  या *भैंस* का.?? 2) रोटी *हाथ से* तोड़कर घोलनी हैं  या *Grinder* से..?? 3) एक *रोटी* के लिए  कितना *दूध* लेना है.? ? 4) दूध में *शक्कर* की  जगह *गुड़* डाल सकते हैं क्या..?? 5) एक रोटी के लिए  *शक्कर* कितनी चम्मच  डालनी है.? ? 6) दूध *ठंडा* लेना है, या *गर्म* ?? 7) *रोटी* के बदले  *डबल रोटी* चलेगी ?? 8) क्या रोटी *ताज़ी* होनी चाहिए  या  *बासी* चलेगी ?? और कुछ  *शिक्षित Ph.D. 👩🏻‍🎓 लोगों की*  कमेंट्स तो क्या कहने  बहुत ही अजीब निकले... 9) रोटी के लिये आट...

 पिछले 48 घंटे में सीट बेल्ट के बारे में इतना ज्ञान प्राप्त हो गया कि....  मैंने घर के सोफे में भी सीट बेल्ट लगा ली कि कहीं बीबी ने अगर धक्का दे दिया तो क्या होगा..!🧐🤔

The goodWindows 10 bridges the gap between PCs and tablets without alienating anyone. The new OS combines the best bits of old and new Windows features into a cohesive package, while correcting nearly all of the missteps of Windows 8. The upgrade process is mostly painless, and free for most Windows 7 and 8 users. The badMany of the new features will be lost on those who don't care about touch. Automatic, forced updates could spell trouble later on. Cortana's features are better suited for smartphones. The bottom lineWindows 10 delivers a refined, vastly improved vision for the future of computing with an operating system that's equally at home on tablets and traditional PCs -- and it's a free upgrade for most users. CNET review Windows 10 is the Goldilocks version of Microsoft's venerable PC operating system -- a "just right" compromise between the familiar dependability of Windows 7, and the forward-looking touchscreen vision of Windows 8. This new Wind...

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.